payFoul (n.) pay•fowl ─ The act of taking an inordinate amount of time to clear the space in front of the cash register after completing a transaction.

“Payfoul! We don’t have all day to wait here while you tuck your cash neatly back into your wallet, you douche!”

commuserate (v.) cuh • muze • uh • rate ─ To commiserate about commuting.

“Ah man, the LIRR was 45 minutes late today.” “Tell me about it, Route 17 was a nightmare!”

and for a REAL commuting nightmare …


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  1. linda k.

    Larry David would be all over someone indulging in PayFoul. It would be right up there with sample abusers!

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