payFoul (n.) pay•fowl ─ The act of taking an inordinate amount of time to clear the space in front of the cash register after completing a transaction.
“Payfoul! We don’t have all day to wait here while you tuck your cash neatly back into your wallet, you douche!”
commuserate (v.) cuh • muze • uh • rate ─ To commiserate about commuting.
“Ah man, the LIRR was 45 minutes late today.” “Tell me about it, Route 17 was a nightmare!”
and for a REAL commuting nightmare …