John Fitzgerald Page, Nationally Acclaimed DOUCHEHOUND!!!

what an egomaniacal nitwit. as if his situation wasn’t bad enough, he goes on national TV to make sure even MORE people hear about it?! not only is he “the worst person in the world” … he’s also a moron! unless this is all an artfully crafted hoax designed to stir up publicity for some shitty ass future book or reality TV show or those lame t shirts already on his web site. i mean, can this guy really be serious? i’d reject john fitzgerald page’s ugly, pompous ass ALL DAY LONG. in fact, i’m thinking of heading down to ATL to organize a strike outside of his 31 story buckhead high rise condominium (a secure building). Gahhhh!

John Fitzgerald Page Named “Least Influential” — Jezebel.com

John Fitzgerald Page, Who (Allegedly) Graduated From Wharton But Refuses To Give The School Any Money, Wants To Say Something — Dealbreaker.com

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6 responses to “John Fitzgerald Page, Nationally Acclaimed DOUCHEHOUND!!!

  1. Goon.

    And a stupid one at that despite the education and IQ, apparently.

  2. And wtf does he model? Bad hairlines? Yuck.

  3. nwo

    This pretty much defines narcissism. What a piece of work!

  4. kristina

    good god, i forgot about this guy. i wonder if he was at the “50 most beautiful Atlantans” party i went to for a client this week. if only he were an anomaly. you’ve gotta feel sorry for the chasm of insecurity. bless his little pea picking heart!

  5. i love the voice they used to read his letter on the early show. funny. and yeah, he’s mad insecure … i should not be so nasty. i’m a tad insecure myself.

  6. snickers

    This man is an online predator. I dated him for a few weeks and all of our dates were coupon dated where one meal was free and I had a choice of a glass of wine or a dessert. He seeks out little blonde bimbos who don’t know any better. This 40 something year old man is the biggest liar in Atlanta. When I confronted him about his age, his response was he couldn’t believe I looked into his personal itmes.
    This douche John Page lies about everything; from his age to his professions. Here are his lies
    I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead.( YEAH THAT YOU RENT FOR LESS THAN $800 PER MONTH! YOU HAVE NEVER OWNED YOUR OWN PLACE.
    I went to an Ivy League school – the University of Pennsylvania – for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). RIGHT! YOU DID NOT GPO THERE – THAT WAS ANOTHER JOHN PAGE – MR. CON ARTIST
    What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? (WHAT KIND OF A WAY TO WORD A QUESTION IS THAT – MAN THIS KID IS A TOOL) I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness (TRUE YOU DO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP THERE, AND HAVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE WOMEN ALONE, BUT YOU DO NOT GO THERE 4 TIMES A WEEK)
    Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall (NO YOU ARE NOT – I’VE DATED YOU), 185 pounds – what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact…(ACTUALLY JOHN IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING…IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE A SCARY TOOL WIERDO THAT IS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET YOUR DATES DRUNK SO YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM)
    I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, etc).(NO YOU DONT – YOU WERE FIRED FROM THAT JOB!!! I HAVE FRIENDS THAT WORK THERE AND THEY TOLD ME WHAT A CREEP YOU WERE! YOU HAVEN’T HAD A JOB IN OVER 10 YEARS!!! YOU SPEND YOUR DAY ON THE COMPUTER ENTERING CONTESTS!!! YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DO NOTHING FOR A LIVING AND ARE POOR AS CAN BE. YOU STOLE FROM ME! AND PREYED OTHERS WHO FELT SORRY FOR YOU!!
    Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share?( BECAUSE I NEED THE PICS TO PUT IN MY MATCH.COM BOOK I HAVE. IT IS A BOOK THAT CHRONICLES ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE SLEPT WITH A LIVING AND RUNNING RECORD. I HAVE COMMENTS BY EACH PHOTO SO I NEED YOUR TO ADD TO THE COLLECTION. CREEPY HUH? I have many others if you care to see them.
    You are an old fuck! Stop lying about your age!

    Your Beemer is older than you!
    You rent – not own

    You are awful in bed

    You are a boring human being

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