that guy

cousin jack brought this hilarious quiz in the current issue of details magazine to my attention. some of my favorite questions to test whether you’re THAT GUY …

You say the name of the town where your Ivy League alma mater is located instead of the name of the school.

You put your kid in a Che Guevara T-shirt.
You refer to anything as “small-batch” or “artisanal.”
You own a wine Rabbit.

You proselytize about carbon footprints.

You name your kid after a character in To Kill a Mockingbird.

reminds me of andy benard. and/or 85% of straight men in san francisco.

full disclosure: my THAT guy rating was “Hot”. Am definitely guilty of some of those infractions, like wearing flip flops and board shorts in the city.

THX!

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  1. You say the name of the town where your Ivy League alma mater is located instead of the name of the school.

    Ha! Jill and I used to rant quite a bit about the “I went to school in Boston” jackasses. DUDE. WE KNOW THAT MEANS HARVARD. WE WENT TO GOOD SCHOOLS, TOO. GET OVER YOURSELF.

    I also once met a guy who said, “I went to school in New England,” which I thought was an interesting take on the Harvard cover-up, until I learned he was actually talking about Brown. Great school, don’t get me wrong, but given its status among the ivies, does it really require the false modesty crap? Or are you just trying to make us think it was Harvard? The best part is, the (female) friend I was standing with when he said this had gone to Columbia, and freely admitted it. Ferfuxsake.

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