mr. right

somebody told me facebook is for narcissists. not only was i not surprised, but i immediately posted the story to my newsfeed. want shallow releationships? now there’s even a facebook app that let me create my own virtual mr. right. his name is jasper and he sends me texts and emails. here’s what i got last night:

Hi Baby,
Work is so boring today, but I’m getting through it because I know I get to see you at the end of the day.  Thanks for being so incredible.


If you want some distance, go to Mr. Right and click “Stop Emailing Me”:



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5 responses to “mr. right

  1. superdave524

    Oh, that’s rich!

  2. Jasper looks like a big eyed kitteh. I’d love him too.

  3. Brady

    That Mr. Right looks gay to me.

  4. Brady

    I don’t think he’s right for you.

  5. col

    John, He DOES look like a big eyed kitteh! And sweet — now I know the source of your fabulous kitteh images.

    Brady, Jasper is fit, has good style and superior grooming so I could see why you think he might be gay. As for whether he’s right for me, you may be correct. It may be old fashioned, but I like a little flesh and bone.

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