i just don’t dig on swine flu

the latest national health emergency got me thinkin on one of my fave pieces of dialogue. remember how much PF blew us away? we need another something crazy special real soon. 

plumpfictionVincent: Want some bacon? 
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork. 
Vincent: Are you Jewish? 
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all. 
Vincent: Why not? 
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals. 
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. 
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces. 
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. 
Jules: I don’t eat dog either. 
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? 
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way. 
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? 
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?


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  1. superdave524

    I loved that scene. My brother quotes it all the time.

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